That’s right, I got me some red boots. Some a-fucking-mazing red boots. These boots, right here:
I got free overnight shipping and they arrived today, so as soon as I got home I stripped off my jeans and tried them on. Uh-huh…that’s some boot right there. The GirlChild asked if I planned to pole dance too. Little does that child know what I plan to do in those boots. Thank god.