Except I don’t have a tree.
I thought about being a tree–but even for me the thought of all those hooks through my skin was too much (maybe next year.)
I thought about posing half-nekkid outside by the neighbor’s tree they have decorated in their yard–but didn’t want to freeze off any important bits that I might want to use later.
I even thought about posing in all my half-nekkidness next to a department store tree–but didn’t want to get arrested.
So instead I decided the heck with the tree–I’ll be an ornament! And that’s what W and Ad did, they made me into an ornament.
Anyone got a tree to hang me from?
Check out everyone else’s take on the Christmas Tree theme over at Osbasso’s!